Alas, no b-day smut!fic, but I do have this absolutely true story: I was in PetsMart yesterday buying Canine a new collar, and standing in the aisle next to me was a v. delicious sandy-haired blue-eyed boy-person trying to decide between a haltie (a band that turns the dog's head if it tries to pull at the lead) and a mesh muzzle. So I walked up to him and asked, "Control issues or aggression?" at which he looked rather, um, stunned. "Y'know, does your dog have control issues or aggression, because those things you're looking at are for two different problems." Light dawns, he says, "Oh," and blushes to his roots. Turns out the problem child is his first-ever puppy, which explains why he thought I was being rather, well, forward.
Happy birthday Snow, and many, many more!
*smooches you hard*